drinkyourjuice:

[image via iammattjordan]

This is a public service announcement to all women who use bronzer or foundation:

Your head is connected to your neck.

Since your face is on your head, this means that we often see your neck and your face at the same time.

Now, see if you can follow the logic with me here, because we often see your neck and your face at the same time, we can tell when one is drastically darker than the other.

That said, if you’re really so uncomfortable with your skin tone that you feel the need to darken it before you leave the house, at least have the decency to do some blending or fucking bronze your neck too.

Do you see Kim’s neck? Do you see the flagrant line where her makeup ends and how it goes all the way to behind her ears? Do you see the difference between the color of her temples and the color of her scalp? That’s what I’d be looking at if I were talking to her. She could be telling me the cure for cancer and I’d just be staring at that foundation line. That and the twelve gallons of liquid eyeliner she’s deemed appropriate daywear.

Bottom line: shit looks bad.

Thank you. Spay and neuter your pets.

(Source: iammattjordan)